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Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -

Hillary's War On Women -

LIBERAL TALKING POINTS - When facts, statistics, intelligence or logic are not on your side, just pull something out of your butt and fling it.

TAGS: liberals socialists ignorant crap throwers funny
Rating: 4.31/5

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RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:56 pm

Bernie the Sadistic Pervert -

TAGS: bernie sanders gang ra** fantasies p***ert sadistic codger democrat cretin liberal nut job progressive hack socialist vermont moron senile communist
Rating: 4.79/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:11 am
Jeb my he drop out of the race Bush is a better candidate than Bernie.
Cannabal - May 29, 2015, 5:37 pm
Still a better candidate than ANYONE else.

My Contribution To Tree-Hugging, Vegetarian Liberals -

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Bought more than 2K MRAP (mine resistant armored vehicles) to patrol America. Feel safe?

victim of Islamic rape speaks out... and is shut down -

Liberal Cognitive Dissonance -

GUN CONTROL - It's not about GUNS, It's about CONTROL ...and knowing when to pull the trigger

KENNEDY AND DODD - Remember, when you want sexual assault downgraded to a waitress sandwich, it never hurts to be a powerful DEMOCRAT SENATOR.

THE LOOK OF LOVE ONE ANOTHER - or the look of what racism does to someone

REPUBLICAN - Have a horrible memory. Also they suck at math.

GOD'S WILL - for you to go home and close your mouth

RYAN: DEFENDS A RAPIST'S RIGHT TO HAVE KIDS 'THEIR' WAY - Brought to you by the Republicans on the committee Re-elect Obama

HIP-HOP - It's what Lincoln would be listening to if he were alive today.



MORE RAPISTS PLAN TO VOTE FOR RYAN THAN OBAMA - If you can't get independents, women, or old people to vote for you, then better to have someone than no one, right? (FACT: Ryan opposes abortion even in cases of rape)

turn to crap -

MR. AKIN - The door is THAT way!



Jon Stewart's Horrendous Hypocrisy -


WALLSTREET BANKERS - Discussing how they're devouring the life savings of middle class Americans.


THE REST OF THE STORY... - That O does not want you to hear


TO SEAL TEAM SIX - Can I get an autograph if I mail this to you guys?

BULLSHIT INJECTIONS - Obama Gets Them On A Daily Basis Even He Couldn't Come Up With That Much Bullshit On His Own

FORGET BILL - I'm Yours, You Hunka, Hunka Burnin' Love

WHINING - It looks like "winning", but it's just like Mitt pretending to be a REAL conservative... ...it just isn't the same thing.

R-OMNEY R-YAN R-APE - This G.O.P. ticket is about as legitimate as "rape" could ever be. (Now we know what the "R" stands for!)

WEIRD AND CREEPY - Never wins an election.

LEGITIMATE RAPE - How did that work out for you Todd?

Donna Brazile’s Complete Lack of Self-Awareness -

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you think that there would be no art without Federal funding.


NSNBC ACRONYM REVEALED - Secret's out dude... Game over.

COULD BE A LIBERAL - If you think that 10 years of global cooling proves we have global warming

RAPIST HAVE RIGHTS TOO! - Women shouldn't be able to carry a small automatic pistol in their purse, because rapist have rights too!

TAGS: women guns rapist
Rating: 3.8/5

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crankyhead - February 18, 2013, 1:42 pm
I would also like to see that list, if you would be so kind as to produce it, please and thank you.
Renza - February 18, 2013, 12:41 pm
I have not seen it, could you please provide a link to a credible source so I can look it up and laugh at said list?
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 12:17 pm
Have you seen Hilary Clinton's list of weapons she thinks should be banned? I'll just cut to the chase and say she thinks everything from machine guns to salad forks should be banned.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 am
Gun companies don't want the government to cut into their sales -- regardless of who's buying them.
Renza - February 18, 2013, 8:57 am
So where did the paranoid fear of 'the government is taking our guns' actually come from? given that they're basically just aiming for universal background checks, so we don't legally give guns to known rapists, muggers, and murderers.

RANTING LIBERALS - Well, you know its not like they are "Smart, Smart"!

HOPE AND CHANGE - Flush 2 years of Obamanomics and 4 years of Reid/Pelosi crap all at once? YES WE CAN! VOTE as if your life depends on it- it does, the cheaters will be out in full force today

TAGS: years of crap
Rating: 3.67/5

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ROMNEY DEFENDS AKIN'S RAPE REMARK - Romney said, "I stand by Akin here. There is a difference between legitimate rape and normal rape. We shouldn't punish the unborn child for the crime of another. But I would've worded it differently."

SAD BUT TRUE FACT ABOUT MALES AND THE MEDIA. - Every year hundreds / thousands of little boys go missing. There's nothing said about these boys because they aren't marketable to the mass media.

OBAMA TALKS SO MUCH CRAP... - I duuno whether he needs a breath mint... or toilet paper!!!

TAGS: crap talking
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 11:42 am
If you are made to pay for it then he will say he needs both...as well as everyone that votes for him...do your fair share and buy them stuff!

Portrait Of Ground Zero -



Atlantis Of The North ! -

PHYSICAL THERAPIST - make less than a teacher

GUARANTEED - To rid Politicians Mouths of bullshit.

F-22 Raptor -

WILLIAM KENNEDY SMITH - Remember, when you do commit rape it never hurts to be a well connected DEMOCRAT

THE REAL 99% -

END-OF-THE-WORLD PROPHECIES - Both of these loons deserve equal derision.

O B A M A - "Y,know, ah, There Comes A Time, er, When, ah, You've Made Enough Money, er, And We, eh, Have To Take, er, Some Of It Away, er, From You."

OLDEST FORM OF CAPITALISM - Rape is the oldest form of Socialism

DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN - From Oral Bliss at IMF to rectal lessons at Rikers


TAGS: anti ra** kit
Rating: 4.33/5

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JGalt - March 15, 2013, 8:57 pm
But what if its dark? What if you are wearing dark clothes? Shouldn't these liberal recommendations include recommendations to wear light colored clothing and to stay in well-lit areas and/or carry a bright flashlight to point this out to the attacker?

MONSIGNOR WILLIAM LYNN - Lots of posters kicking Sandra Fluke none kicking this enabler


KENTUCKY - "I now pronounce you husband and wife."

COULD BE A LIBERAL - If your friends served in Viet Nam and You served in Canada


TAGS: rapists should be castrated
Rating: 4/5

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foxrecon19d - June 29, 2013, 4:11 pm
Drunken Democrat politicians... oh, wait... that falls under causes for man-slaughter

WISDOM - It speaks for itself.

PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - He Can't Answer Questions Like These He Didn't Read The Bill Before He Signed It

WALTER SAYS - NBC: Nothing But Crap!


FORGET THE EXCUSES - A criminal is a criminal.

STRONGER GUN LAWS - Instead of taking away the Second Amendment & passing stronger gun laws maybe we should remove the real problems off the streets! AND KEEP THEM OFF THE STREETS!

THE RAPTURE 5/21/2011 6PM - Some people apparently were taken early! The rest of us are still waiting....

LIBYA - It isn't "WAR WAR"

REPUBLICANS - They each have their own way of coping with electoral loss.

TAGS: karen hughes ra** election republicans
Rating: 3.67/5

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deerbag2 - November 13, 2012, 9:49 am
5 Lions and I'd vote for her!
PapaFox - November 13, 2012, 7:53 am
Gotta admit, there were some dumber-than-dirt comments made during the runup to the election.

ALL'S QUIET - On the Rapture Front!

MADAM PELOSI'S MEMOIRS - recountling the weekly private party jet flights during her tenure as madam speaker......

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - Donald Trump, this whole birth certificate thing is total bullcrap

BOWING - It Has Obviously Become An Addiction

MIICHELLE OBAMA'S BROTHER - Oregon State University Got A $17 Million Bump From The Stimulus Program To Keep This Loser On As A Basketball Coach. Go Figure?

SARAH PALIN - I thought they said who volunteers for the rapture, not who wants to pull a train

AMIGOS - He Left Out Amigos


IN THIS CORNER - Is the next champ

WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY - Change or become extinct.

MYSPACE! - Who the freak uses Myspace anymore?

Rape State -

HANNITY & COULTER: ‘SWINE’ AKIN ‘HURT GOP PARTY’ - Liberals respond, "HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" (Some might say Coulter is a b**ch, well, so is karma!)

FACT: RYAN OPPOSES ABORTION IN CASES WITH RAPE - Ryan might be able to force himself into a woman through government, but he can't force women to vote him into government.

RYAN... THE NEW WORD FOR RAPE! - Ryan believes there is a difference between "rape" and "forcible rape." That's like saying there is a difference between a douche and Ryan!

RYAN & AKIN: "WE MEANT FALSE RAPE." - A discussion about "False Rape" from "False Republicans." Makes sense. (FACT: Ryan opposes abortion even in cases of rape.)

"RAPE, THAT IS SOMETHING GOD INTENDED!" - TRANSLATION: Herpa derpa! (Was he talking about women or the fact that he just raped Romney's campaign?)

TAGS: ra** richard mourdock funny romney
Rating: 2.33/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 28, 2012, 9:29 am
Did you miss bammy boy's gutsy call?
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 11:00 pm
Enjoy your fantasy now. Because there's an old Irish proverb that fits your karmic situation:"May you have one hour in heaven,before the devil knows you're dead."Okay,gotta go. Got lots of campaigning to do.Later, loser. Good luck with your candidate.Ciao
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 10:57 pm
Okay, loser, gotta split. This will actually be my last chat with you until the day after the election concludes. I know you are convinced of the weak propaganda that says Romney winning, etc. despite evidence otherwise. So I leave you with this...
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 10:48 pm
TRANSLATION (arnnatz): I'm scared that Romney is going to lose
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 10:47 pm
Oh,you'll have to do better than that if you want to hurt my feelings.Beating Obama in this election would be a good start.Because if you're wrong, and Romney loses,imagine how much fun this place will be having to face all the Loucsuekes of the world X-D
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:33 pm
and no, i don't THINK you are sockpuppeting, you ARE a sockpuppet. Your drivel is too exact a copy of lousuckee to be a mere coincidence
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:32 pm
It's kind of like you masquerading as an intelligent person when you just mimic KOS and HuffPo. You depend on off the wall polls where were wrong in the 2010 election, yet claim they've never been wrong. BWAHAHAHAHAHa
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 10:13 pm
No, I get it.You think I'm sockpuppeting.More to the point, even if it's true,who cares? You act like there is something wrong with that. You act like it's as bad as say, I dunno, getting caught pretending to be a Black disabled veteran. Wait a sec X-D
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 10:11 pm
BWHAHAHAAHAHA.... Yeah, right. You're lucky if you pull in $1000 a month. $150000... now THAT'S funny.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:03 pm
yeah, i noticed that you were being just as girlish as you were when you used lousuckee as your name on this site
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:03 pm
Not just that moo+, but the original amount was 150,000, that putz just upped it to 200,000.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 27, 2012, 8:37 pm

He didn't say that. I saw the discussion, He was positing a hypothetical situation.
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:20 pm
TRANSLATION (arnnatz): I am a terrible liar.
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:20 pm
P.S. No one is buying it, Antnuts, least of all you.
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:19 pm
LIE: You once told Cranky you made over $200000 a year. FACT: You were talking about how much you make in the game Monopoly a year.
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:18 pm
TRANSLATION (arnnatz): I am a terrible liar.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 7:42 pm
and by the way, I am a disabled vet in a wheel chair. But you just go ahead and make fun of me if it makes you feel more manly, mate.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 7:41 pm
Please, oh please, show me where I said I was wealthy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 27, 2012, 7:17 pm

If England is so bad why did you chose to live there? You should be more grateful.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 6:41 pm
Just how many lead paint chips have you s******ed? Let me guess, you used to bathe in mercury, right?
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 6:24 pm
imagine- brits and ex-brits (canada) still carrying a grudge since 1776. Bwahahahahaha
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 5:54 pm
FYI, Brit jokes won't do much to hurt my feelings, bloke. I said I live in England. I'm actually Israeli in origin. I make fun of Brits with the best of'em. But you're right, wanker, they're a bunch of Austin Powers: like Mitt, whose fam is from England.
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 5:50 pm
Did I hurt your feelings, wanker? Was it the part where I made fun of you lying about pretending to be a wealthy American-American vet in a wheelchair? Maybe it was the part where I pointed out the other bloke pwned you mercilessly. Need another tissue?
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 4:08 pm
need an orthodontist? They could probably get that gap down to about the size your thumb
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 1:01 pm
Need a tissue, mate?
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 11:31 am
Need a dentist?
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 11:15 am
P.S. Need a tissue, mate?
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 11:14 am
You responded to yourself (offering yourself a tissue). Wrong thread.lol... That speaks volumes, mate.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:17 am
need a tissue?
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:17 am
wow, I'm really hurt now. Especially when it comes from a self-proclaimed gap-toothed, british paulbot.
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 9:10 am
I don't think you going to hurt his feelings,mate.Especially if you are going around lying to people that you are a African American vet (according to him and Cranky). Pathetic IMHO. No wonder he has such an easy time beating the snot out of you, wanker.
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 9:08 am
Need a tissue?
GrouchoMarxist - October 27, 2012, 12:57 am
I don't need any translations tool... Your boy is on record... H likes rapists... deal with it... I bet the facts tickle your tonsils... Have a tissue... The only translations you have are no facts....
arnnatz - October 26, 2012, 11:56 pm
You know precisely what it means, lousuckee. Autistics never change their habits.
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:52 pm
TRANSLATION (Grouch**EABAGGERmarxist): I'm projecting.
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:51 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): There is hope for rapists like me during President Obama's 2nd term.
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:50 pm
Oh, he doesn't like you, Groucho.
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:47 pm
Sorry, antnuts, but you'll have to do better than calling me a loucausukee or whatever the hell that means.HAHA Guess you'll have four more years of President Obama to think of better insults. Oh, yeah, P.S. PWned
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:45 pm
And nobody pretended you were EVER good at lying. So, is this make-believe black Arnnatz speaking? Or make-believe disabled Arnnatz?? Or make believe black disabled Arnnatz who somehow makes $200000/year? LOL
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:40 pm
Need a tissue?
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:38 pm
Bammmy loves rapist.... Libs must love them too
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:37 pm
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:36 pm
Why does babababa bamster boy like rapists??
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:36 pm
arnnatz - October 26, 2012, 8:34 pm
Nobody ever accused romney's stool of having his own thoughts. Just stick with the lousuckee tactic of repeating other people's sentences
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:16 pm
Did you just get teabagged again?
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 7:44 pm
Cranky's right. Moooooo is decent when you get to know him.Let him be. Groucho & arnnatz have a monopoly on the gutter here. So don't join em. It's enough to know Romney's losing. That's why baby Groucho's obsessed with tissues. He uses them regularly.LOL
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 7:43 pm
"Got 'not' problem being a teabagger?"FAIL--> TRANSLATION (Groucho): herpa derpa. Speak not good english do I.
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 7:41 pm
Cranky's right. Moooooo is decent when you get to know him.Let him be. Groucho & arnnatz have a monopoly on the gutter here. So don't join em. It's enough to know Romney's losing. That's why baby Groucho's obsessed with tissues. He uses them regularly.LOL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 7:32 pm

You'd be less annoying if you could spell or actually type a coherent sentence.
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 7:25 pm
5000 dead babies everyday because of ra** or inc*** huh? Libs must have more dead babies....
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 7:13 pm
Got not problem being a teabagger.... How do you like being teabagged? I bet you love it... Have a tissue
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 7:12 pm
Hows the elect Ron Paul campaign going moonbat?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 6:49 pm

I don't enable anyone...I'd defend you if someone started talking about your mother.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 6:46 pm

Sorry I hurt your feelings champ. But using "Canadian" like an insult is like yelling "Nice a**!" at a stripper........I only take it as a compliment. I represent Canadians well.....But not everyone likes common sense.
crankyhead - October 26, 2012, 5:41 pm
Mooo is good people faux. He's just playing the role of neutral Switzerland in here. Give him a chance, I promise you'll warm up to him, even if he is a prairie conservative. =)
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 5:36 pm
True dat. HAHA... Sorry your mate Mooooooooooooooron is doing a poor job of representing your fellow Canadians. Rotten apple in every barrel I guess.
crankyhead - October 26, 2012, 5:29 pm
faux, you should ask one of the Americans what it's like living in the eleventh province of Canada instead. =)
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 4:02 pm
That little defense you make about Crotcho simply makes you his enabler. Sounds like you are suffering from "battered troll syndrome." So tell it to someone who cares, Canadian. Remind me again what it is like being the 51st state of the US?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 2:05 pm

Or heaven forbid.....you're pointless Monarchy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 2:04 pm

You could have made the same points without resorting to the comments about his mother. To be better than Groucho, you must act like more of an adult than Groucho does. Try to sloow it down...Or they might make a few comments about your own Govn't
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 12:31 pm
Groucho, you are the poster child for Abortion, teabagger.Imagine how much happier the world would be if your mum took a pill after her one night with Barack.Romney wouldn't be losing his election if you weren't around to alienate voters to your dad.LMFAO
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 12:29 pm
But I will take your offer at some beach towels, mate. I need to dry these tears of joy about you getting to enjoy another 4 years of President Obama. *tears*
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 12:27 pm
Oh, you don't do a very good job of pretending to be confident about your boy Mitt. All your prediction markets have President Obama at a 73%-90% chance of being re-elected. The Princeton and Nate Silver prediction markets are never wrong, teabagger.
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 12:27 pm
Oh, you don't do a very good job of pretending to be confident about your boy Mitt. All your prediction markets have President Obama at a 73%-90% chance of being re-elected. The Princeton and Nate Silver prediction markets are never wrong, teabagger.
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 12:26 pm
You're projecting, teabagger. I'm from bloody England. What do I care that Ron Paul doesn't win. I'm just helping my fellow libs spoil your election. LOL Hint... it's working, teabagger. Need a tissue, teabagger? You have ball sweat on your head.
arnnatz - October 25, 2012, 11:50 pm
he needs more than tissues, I think he needs some heavy duty beach towels
GrouchoMarxist - October 25, 2012, 8:14 pm
Need a tissue?
arnnatz - October 25, 2012, 7:49 pm
what polls show romney sinking? Even the dem pollsters are showing romney ahead now.
fauxnews - October 25, 2012, 10:53 am
That's right, teabagger. America is getting ready to exercise it's right to abortion and ABORT the Romney campaign. The wanker is sinking in the polls. Need a tissue, mate?
GrouchoMarxist - October 24, 2012, 10:28 pm
Call me when you get a real issue baby chopper

IT'S A PITY ... - ... more people don't think like this.

TODD AKINS SAYS:"LEGITIMATE RAPE RARELY CAUSES PREGNANCY." - And Republicants wonder why Obama is winning the woman vote. (The G.O.P.: Legitimately Raping Women Rights since their conception!)


ROMNEY SUPPORTS "LEGITIMATE RAPE" - Tell Romney to take his MITTs off of a woman's right to birth control!

RINOMNEY & RYAPE: 2012 - Rape isn't the only offensive thing to start with the letter R.

RAPTOR JESUS - If we're gonna teach creationism and natural selection in science class, then we should teach about Raptor Jesus, too.

PAUL "LYIN" RYAN - Scared to serve the military. Paid education with social security. Picks on women. No wonder he lies. Would you "honestly" want to be a coward like him?

Bad News Good News -